Date of publication 2083 A. D.
by . . . William Morrison
 
Lending libraries have been known to make mistakesbut never one so potentially 
explosive as the time they sent Carrie the wrong volume. 
 
Hypnotism, as anyone who has ever watched a snake charm a bird knows, is for 
older than homo sapiens. Yet only since the eighteenth century days of Dr. 
Mesmer has it emerged from priestly mambo-jumbo into the realm of science. Even 
today, despite its wide medical usage, hypnotism is not wholly accepted. But in 
a hundred years  
 
IT SEEMED INCREDIBLE, thought Carrie Samason, that a simple postcard like that 
could have involved her in so much trouble. If it had been something important, 
like her getting a new hairdo, or rearranging the living room, or buying a new 
evening gown, she might have expected all sorts of perfectly amazing results to 
follow. But from the postcard and the fact that she had sent James instead of 
going herself, she expected nothing at all. 
It had come, she remembered, that morning when she was so busy getting Barbara 
ready to go back to college. All those clothes to try on, and hems to let out 
and shoes to fit, and right in the middle of everything, "Dear Madam," she was 
informed, "The Perfect Hostess by Wilhelmina Hoskins, which you reserved, is now 
being held for you. Please call for it within the next 48 hours." 
At first Mrs. Samason was annoyed. She had reserved the book three months before 
and her feeling of need for it had long since died away. Nevertheless, it 
occurred to her, a book which was in such demand that you had to wait three 
months for it must be pretty good. It wouldn't hurt to take a look at it. She 
spoke to James about it, but he was only eleven and there was a baseball game in 
which he had to pitch and he didn't have any time, and honest, Mom
"Either you get that book for me or you don't receive your allowance for next 
week," she said firmly. 
James got the book for her. But on the way home he stopped off to play baseball 
and when he finally arrived, she recalled, she hadn't asked him about it. 
The next morning she remembered it just as he was leaving for school. "I put it 
in the parlor, Mom," said James and departed. 
But she couldn't find it in the parlor and there were so many things to do, like 
cleaning up the mess Barbara had left in her room and fixing the rips in James' 
pants she wondered if any other eleven-year-old on earth could rip so much so 
oftenthat she forgot all about it for a while. 
It was as if there had been no postcard, no book. At least that was the way it 
was for a time. 
Two days later, when Bill came home from work, he dumped himself into an easy 
chair and said, "Saw a funny thing today." 
"I had a letter at last from Barbara," said Carrie absently, patting her hair 
into place and wondering what her husband would think of her if now, at the age 
of forty, she dyed her hair red. 
Bill always told her that as a brunette she was both young-looking and pretty. 
The question was, would he tell her the same thing if she were a redhead? 
Probably not. Men were foolishly conservative about such things. 
"Barbara said school supplies are very expensive this year," she went on. "She 
wants more money." 
"It was really funny." If she could ignore his conversation he could ignore hers 
right back. That was one of the unfortunate things, she realized, that marriage 
taught a man. "You know that vacant lot with the broken fence, where the kids 
play? Know who I saw playing baseball there today?" 
"James, of course. But, Bill, Barbara said" 
"James was pitching. But you'll never guess who was catching." 
Bill was being silly, just like the big baby he was. At his age, to think that a 
children's baseball game was important! But she didn't mind humoring him. She 
guessed, "That big puffy-faced boy from down the street, with the hair so blond 
it's almost invisible?" 
"No." He leaned back, waiting for her to guess again. 
"I'm sure I haven't any idea who it was," she said. "But does it matter? 
According to Barbara" 
"It was Reardon, the cop. You know, the one with the stomach." 
"Reardon?" She stared at him. "Why, he's been chasing them off that lot every 
day. He hates kids. You must be mistaken." 
"I'm not mistaken. He was catching there, acting like a kid himself, when who 
should come along out of a police car but Lieutenant Puffinger from the local 
precinct. 
Well, you should have heard him when he saw what Reardon was doing. I'll bet 
those kids learned a few words they didn't know before. It seems that Reardon 
hadn't made his call from the street box and the cars were scouting around 
trying to find out what had become of him. And here he was playing baseball!" 
"Imagine that!" said Carrie. But her heart was still elsewhere. She said, 
"Barbara says ..." 
So they talked of how much money to send' Barbara. And Carrie thought that 
nobody could tell her how to manage a husband. You pretended to listen to him 
and whatever he said you let go in one ear and out the other, while you kept 
your mind on the really important thing. But she was to remember Reardon later. 
 
The next day there was a rumpus at the school. What happened there was even more 
incredible than the doings of Reardon. The local Superintendent was proud of his 
neatly operated educational system, and had set that date for showing around a 
group of distinguished visitors. 
Neither the newspapers nor Carrie ever managed to get straight at exactly what 
point things had begun to go wrong. When they tried to trace the events of that 
day practically all the distinguished visitors, including two college 
presidents, the president of the Board of Education, a Professor of Educational 
Psychology and two heads of Normal Schools gave different and conflicting 
stories. 
What did come out, however, was that all six visitors had distinguished 
themselves in a quite unexpected way. They had run around the school madly 
waving torches and yelling, "Down with school! Down with school! Burn the place 
down!" 
The firemen had arrived in time to prevent much damage but the incendiaries had 
been rounded up only with great difficulty after school had been dismissed. The 
President of the Board of Education had beaten up the Superintendent and the two 
college presidents had ganged up on one of the hastily summoned policemen. Later 
on they could give no reason for why they had done so. 
"It's a crazy world," thought Carrie wisely. "You never know what sort of 
lunatic you'll run into next." And then she put it out of her mind and turned to 
a more important problem. What could she have for dinner that night that would 
please Bill and not make him say, "You know I never eat spinach," or broccoli 
or her new sauce or whatever it was he was never eating that week? 
All the same it didn't surprise her greatly when Bill came home the day after 
and said, "You'll never guess what happened at the office." 
"Somebody else went crazy." 
"Nobody went crazy. We all slept." 
"What?" 
"We all slept. At ten o'clock Mr. Elvergard came in and said, 'All right, boys 
and girls, we've been working too hard, all of us. Let's take a nice long rest 
today, shall we? Put your pretty little heads on your pretty little desks. One, 
two, three, snooze!' " 
"You're joking!" 
"Cross my heart and hope to die. We all fell asleep and we stayed asleep till 
four-thirty and then he woke us up and sent us home early so we wouldn't get 
caught in the worst of the subway rush." 
Carrie looked at him and said absolutely nothing. What had happened at school 
had been bad enough. But this was absolutely incredible. There were times when 
Bill was a great kidder and she wasn't sure whether to take him seriously or 
not. This appeared to be one of the times when he was not to be taken seriously. 
Even if there were the faintest chance that he was telling the truth she thought 
it best not to encourage him by pretending to believe a story like that. 
It was harder, however, to take things as a joke when something just as silly 
happened to her. In this case she could remember almost every word exactly, 
without having the slightest idea of what had caused the whole conversation to 
take so unexpected a turn. 
The usual group was in for bridge. They had been playing for about half an 
hourthat skinny Mrs. Cayley munching away daintily at all the richest cakes as 
if she thought they might put some decent flesh on her, Mrs. Munro making a 
great fuss about the fact that the special candies she was eating were 
non-nutritive and therefore non-fattening, the others just eating normally and 
too much as the mood struck them. Mrs. Munro was dummy, and by some shrewdly 
ill-timed advice managed to make her partner go down three. 
Her partner was furious but Mrs. Munro just giggled. "You'll never guess whom I 
saw with somebody else's wife," she said in her loud whisper. 
"Really?" said Mrs. Cayley. "Janet's husband?" 
"Not in a million years. It was my husband!" 
Carrie sat up as if she had received an electric shock. This was a new sort of 
gossip. 
"Well, at least your Bruce has good taste in women," said Mrs. Cayley 
generously. "Now, when my husband steps outwell, really, I'm ashamed of him. Of 
course, I suppose he does the best he can, poor dear." 
That was the way it went the rest of that afternoon. When Carrie thought back to 
it later she shuddered. She had never before taken part in such a gossip session 
and she hoped that she never, would again. Each of them had chatted, not about 
some absent individual but about herself and her own relations. What skeletons 
had popped out of the closets! 
It was the morning after that Barbara's letter came. "We had the funniest 
basketball game lest night," wrote Barbara. "Our team was playing the girls from 
State College and right in the middle of the game, when it was so exciting and 
we were all yelling like mad, our captain, instead of shooting at the basket, 
suddenly stopped and said, 'This is no fun, girls. Let's aim for something big.
"And she turned right around and threw the ball as hard as she could at 
Professor Hazlehurst's head, the one who teaches chemistry. You knowI've told 
you about him. And then all the players began to throw the ball at people in the 
crowd. 
"You can imagine the uproar! The referees were blowing their whistles and all 
the girls were yelling and rushing to get out and I was afraid some of them 
would get hurt. But at last President Newsom managed to quiet things down and 
they stopped the game. 
"They've called in Professor Griggs, who teaches Psychology, but she admits that 
she hasn't the slightest idea why it happened. Some of the girls say it was 
gamblers and they bribed the players but that's so silly. Nobody ever bets on 
our games. 
"It's just one of those mysteries that it looks as if they'll never solve." 
Carrie read with amazement, going back again and again to make sure that she 
hadn't misinterpreted Barbara's straggly script. She hadn't. Toward the end of 
the letter Barbara added something that surprised her almost as much as the 
account of the basketball game. 
"You'll never guess who wrote to meyour dear son, James! It's the first time in 
his life he ever had anything to say to his sister. It must have been quite a 
sacrifice for him to spare the three cents for the stamp. But seriously, Mother, 
I was touched. He's really a very good kid at heart. He didn't say much but from 
him the very idea of writing means a lot. I've misplaced the letter now but I'll 
let you see it later. It was so very amusing." 
She would have to say something nice to James, thought Carrie. He was, she 
agreed with Barbara, a most thoughtful boy. He had changed of late. Not that he 
behaved very differently about hanging up his coat or leaving his shoes in the 
middle of the floor at night but there was something about him, she couldn't 
tell what, that made her feel he was a treasure among sons, a joy and a comfort. 

She was aware of a feeling of pride in him that night when she and Bill left him 
staring at the television set. He had promised faithfully to go to bed at 9:30 
and as she kissed him she said, "Don't forget to have a glass of milk and some 
jam and bread." 
"And don't forget to go to bed at nine-thirty," growled Bill. 
"He won't forget," said Carrie. "He promised. Goodnight, dear." 
As he closed the door behind them Bill said, "Bet he stays up till ten at 
least." 
"You don't appreciate him," replied Carrie. "He's an extraordinary boy." 
"No different from any other kid except that he's ours." 
"He's very much different. Im afraid you're not very perceptive about these 
things." 
Bill growled again, something unintelligible this time, and the conversation 
died down. The romance is out of our marriage, thought Carrie. A husband like 
Bill is never very polite. Except, of course, to other men's wives. He takes me 
for granted, just as he takes his children. 
Bet he won't behave to the others tonight as casually as be behaves to me. I 
remember that time Mrs. Gallaher was over at the Munros'. You would have thought 
that woman was a poor delicate fragile little flower who had to be tenderly 
cared for. Whereas we all know she has the strength of a horse. Looks a little 
like one too. What any man can see in her ... 
"Why, hello, Mrs. Gamber," she said as they entered the Munro house. "I was 
hoping so much that we'd find you and your husband here again this evening. 
Clara said that you were afraid you wouldn't be able to get out. How is little 
Elsie?" 
"Much better, thank you." 
So much for formal politeness. Bill, of course, was all set to treat her with 
his usual tenderness when Clara Munro said, "They have the most wonderful 
program on tonight. Let's look at it for a while." 
Carrie didn't mind at all. At least looking at the screen would keep Bill from 
worrying too much about Mrs. Gamber. Although, goodness knows, if they had meant 
to watch television they might just as well have stayed home with their own son. 

But Clara was right about one thing. The program was wonderful unexpectedly 
wonderful. 
The master of ceremonies came out and announced the famous personalities he was 
going to display within the next few minutes, and then there were the usual 
commercials and after that the first dramatic sketch. It was a love scene 
between the current great lover and a very famous leading lady. It would have 
brought tears to the most callous viewer's eyes. Only ... 
 
Only, the great lover suddenly became an exact duplicate of Bill, and the 
leading lady was Mrs. Gamber. Carrie rubbed her eyes but that was how they 
looked. Then she stared around at Bill and Mrs. Gamber then in the room with 
her, then at Clara Munro and the others. No one seemed to see anything strange. 
She felt that she couldn't stand it. At the most tender moment her fists 
clenched and she found herself standing up. "Stop it!" she shouted. 
The great lover, who looked like Bill, seemed to turn and look right at her. And 
then the telephone rang and he no longer looked like Bill at all. He wore a 
six-shooter and a ten-gallon hat and chaps and spurs. He answered the phone, and 
said, "Them diamond-backed owl-hoots are raiding the Bar-B spread, pardner, down 
in Red-Eye Gulch. Gotta act fast to stop them, pardner. 
Carrie's eyes opened wide. The tone was caressing, full of tender passion. But 
the words . . . 
The leading lady had changed too. She no longer looked like Mrs. Gamber. She 
replied happily, "If we spur our bosses, pardner, we can ambush them galoots at 
Bald-eagle Pass. Shake a leg, pardner, and we'll lam them rattlers a lesson 
they'll never furgit." 
The scene blacked out. After a second or two a perspiring master of ceremonies 
appeared and stammered, "Ladies and gentlemen, due to technical difficulties 
beyond our control weercannot bring you the rest of this touching love scene. 
However, I know you'll just love our next attraction, a juggling act by that 
famous foursome, the Juggling Jugheads." 
Everything that the Juggling Jug-heads touched seemed to be under a curse. It 
droppeddropped and shattered. Carrie had never been part of such an embarrassed 
audience. It was the most painful thing, outside of seeing Bill and Mrs. Gamber, 
that she had ever witnessed. 
Next came a comedy act. This was even worse. A famed star of slick sophisticated 
comedy told jokes and made puns of which James would have been ashamed. Carrie 
hid her head in her hands. 
She said suddenly, "This is just too awful. Clara, please turn it off." 
Clara Munro was looking clued herself. She turned off the set and said, "What on 
earth happened to them? In that first scene the hero and heroine looked like 
you, Carrie, and Mr. Garnber." 
"Like me?" 
"Like you, Clara," said Mr. Munro. 
Carrie said, "I think we must all be seeing things. Anyway, they're usually so 
good. And tonight they were terrible." 
"There seems to be some sort of insanity abroad," said Bill. "And it almost 
looks as if it's catching." 
That was it, she thought. It was catching. She wondered where it would strike 
next. 
When they got home that night they found James peacefully asleep. The glass from 
which he had drunk his milk was in the kitchen sink, along with the knife he had 
used to spread his jam. He had been a very obedient boy, thought Carrie, and 
once more her heart warmed to him. 
But he had his weaknesses. She realized that the next day when she was once more 
reminded of the book. It happened in the afternoon, after she had read another 
of Barbara's letters. Barbara was writing with a frequency little short of 
amazing. The basketball incident in the college was still the subject of 
discussion and she just had to tell her mother how exciting things were. But 
behind that, felt Carrie, there was something else. Barbara was developing a 
sense of responsibility. She was growing up at last. 
Why, it was just a little while ago, the thought, that Barbara was a tiny 
infant. And now she'll be graduating from college and getting marriedand . . .
It was thus the most natural thing in the world for her to begin planning the 
details of Barbara's wedding. Maybe it would be a morning wedding, she thought. 
How many people should they invite? What sort of food should they serve and what 
arrangements should they make about a reception? 
It was these questions that reminded her of the book. The Perfect Hostess would 
have all the answers if anything would. But where was The Perfect Hostess 
hiding? 
She began to make another search for it. But The Perfect Hostess seemed to be a 
canny book. It was nowhere she looked, not in the parlor nor in the hallway nor 
in the bookcases, which she explored in the vain hope that some spasm of 
neatness had struck her son. 
"The little silly must have put it in his own room," she muttered finally. She 
climbed the stairs to look there. 
It was not on any of the shelves with his games or his other books. But when she 
lifted his pillow, she saw it at last. She opened the cover, and her library 
card stared her in the face. Then the book opened to the middle, apparently of 
its own accord, and a dirty thumbprint looked up at her. Obviously, James had 
been reading The Perfect Hostess. What on earth had got into him to do it? 
At that moment she heard the front door slam, and the next moment he was 
bouncing up the stairs. She turned around and faced him sternly. "James, what do 
you mean by hiding this book? You told me you put it in the parlor." 
He said hoarsely, "Look, Mother," and made a sudden motion with his right hand. 
Carrie felt her eyes glazing when suddenly the front door bell rang. That roused 
her. She closed her eyes and shook her head. For a moment she had had the 
queerest feeling. 
James said, "Mother please, mother," and made the same motion again. 
This time it was a bellowing voice that saved her. "Vegetables!" it called. The 
voice's owner had grown impatient of waiting and had opened the front door. 
"Vegetable order!" 
James was about to make the motion a third time when Carrie acted. Whatever 
possessed her to do such a thing she didn't know. It was as if some hidden 
person had given her a command and she had misunderstood it. She slapped his 
face as hard as she could, and James fell back on the bed. She stood there, 
horrified at herself, when for a third time the voice called, "Vegetables! Say, 
lady, I can't stand here waitin' all day!" 
She ran down the stairs and said breathlessly, "Put them down. I'll pay you 
tomorrow. I have no time now. Please come back tomorrow. No, wait. Stay here for 
just another minute, and yell 'Vegetables' again after I go back upstairs." 
Then she ran upstairs again, leaving him scratching his head in bewilderment. 
James was picking himself off the bed, looking more frightened than angry. He 
made a motion with his hand once more, but uncertainly this time and Carrie did 
not let him finish it. She didn't even need the cry of, "Vegetables!" to save 
her. She leaped at him and held his hands down to his sides. Then she tried to 
tie him down with a pillow case. James was strong for his age and he struggled 
hard but she was more desperate than he and she won. 
"Stay there," she ordered. Then she picked up the book again. 
The Perfect Hypnotist," she read. "By William Haskins. 2083. U. S. Govt. Press." 

Why2083 was the date of publication, wasn't it? Impossible! The book had been 
handed out by mistake, of course, for The Perfect Hostess, but 2083incredible. 
It wasn't due to be written and published for another hundred years. You just 
couldn't confuse a book with something so far from coming into existence. 
 
In a trance, she turned the page. "Hypnotism is no subject for the uninitiated," 
she read. "It is a useful but at the same time a most dangerous weapon in the 
arsenal of psychological treatment. The enormous advances made in the past 
century, especially from 1978 on ..." The past centurythe more than a century 
yet to come, she thought. 
Impossible, she told herself again. This was not published in 2083. Or rather, 
it wouldn't be published until 2083. Why, the important discoveries wouldn't 
begin to be made until 1978. Then, what was it doing here? 
"This book is therefore not meant for general circulation and should be kept out 
of the hands of all but qualified medical men . . ." 
It should, should it? She looked at the last of chapters. Hypnotism, General  
Hypnotism, Direct  Hypnotism at One RemoveHypnotism at Second 
RemoveSpecifically Directed Hypnotic ActsGenerally Directed Hypnotic Conduct  
Hypnotism as Therapy Mass HypnosisHypnotism via Electromagnetic Waves  
Reverse Electromagnetic Effect ... 
The list was incredible. The book looked thin enough, but there were over a 
thousand pages in it. It was full of information. Too full. 
She still didn't understand how it had got to the library shelves but at least 
one thing was clear. James must have started reading it that very first day when 
he had got it for her. He must have realized what it was and hidden it so that 
he might have a chance to study it. Hypnotism Directthat had been Reardon. 
Hypnotism at Second and Third Removesthat had been Bill acting on his office, 
herself on her bridge group, Barbara on her college mates. The Reverse 
Electromagnetic Effectthat had been all those weird happenings over television. 

She stared at her bound and gagged son. If it hadn't been for that postcard and 
if she had gone for the book herself instead of sending James, this wouldn't 
have happened. As it was the book had turned him into a little monster. 
Her own child! And she had thought that he was becoming such a fine upstanding 
young man of late! Had he hypnotized her into thinking that? Probably. Just as 
he had tried to hypnotize her again before. Let her untie his hands and he'd 
snap his fingers and in a moment her eyes would glaze ... 
She shuddered. She couldn't let him loose. But she couldn't leave him there like 
that either. You can't keep a child bound and gagged for the rest of his or your 
natural life. You can't do it for more than a few hours. Sooner or later, even 
if it were only to permit him to eat, she'd have to untie him and then ... 
She stared down at the book in her hands. How had it got here? Had some 
irresponsible person in the year 2083 or so read it, just as James had done, and 
then gone around hypnotizing people at random? Perhaps he had hypnotized someone 
who could operate a time machine and the bewildered scientist had sent it 
backward in time. 
She caught herself up short. Such speculations, to a practical woman like 
Carrie, were silly. The important thing was that here, before her, were a 
thousand pages of useful but dangerous informationhow dangerous she could only 
guess. So far James had done little actual harm but let his resentment be 
aroused, let him want really to revenge himself on some one, and he'd be the 
most dangerous human being alive. 
Her eyes ran down the list of chapters again. They seemed endless. Hypnotism by 
GestureHypnotism by Mechanical MeansHypnotism by AutosuggestionPosthypnotic 
Suggestion  and finally a whole series on Erasure. 
Erasurethat sounded interesting. What were you supposed to erase? There were 
different subheadingsErasure of Susceptibility Erasure of Specific 
DirectivesGeneral Erasure. 
She sat down and read with a concentration she had not shown in years. 
Two hours later she thought she knew what to do. First she did what the book 
said was necessary to protect herself. Then she said, "James, look at me." 
James looked and she began to erase. An hour later she decided he was safe and 
untied him. 
Then she sat down and wrote Barbara a letter. She knew that after Barbara had 
read it through a few times, the first time in bewilderment, the second and 
third times with a feeling of obedience, she would follow her mother's 
instructions perfectly and end by burning the letter, just as she had burned the 
one James sent her. 
Of those most directly affected that left only Bill. Reardon? He was all right, 
she thought. James had victimized him after reading no more than the first 
chapter or two. He hadn't yet read enough then to be really dangerous. But Bill 
... 
She had a little talk with her husband directly after supper. It was short, it 
was simple, it was sweet. When she had ended Bill remembered nothing and felt 
fine. He was fine. 
There was one more chapter to apply, the one on Autoerasure. That required 
careful planning, carefully thought-out suggestions. When she had completed all 
she had ordered herself to do she threw the book into the furnace and watched it 
burn, stirring the fragments to make sure that it was completely consumed. 
All was forgotten. All was fine. Nothing had ever happened. 
A few weeks later there came a postcard. "Dear Madam," it read. "The book, The 
Perfect Hostess, by Wilhelmina Hoskins, which is charged to your card, is now 
two weeks overdue. Please return it at your earliest convenience. There is a 
charge of one cent for each day overdue." 
What on earth were they talking about? Carrie wondered vaguely. She hadn't been 
to the library in months. "James," she called, "Did you ever get me a library 
book called The Perfect Hostess?" 
"Gosh, no, Mom," said James. 
 